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siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK

ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)

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dcpdreamscometrue:

pixiedust-paycheck:

Okay, but… 

WHY

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IS

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NOBODY

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TALKING

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ABOUT

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THE DOGGY DAY

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AT WALT DISNEY WORLD

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BONUS CUTENESS:

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I was wondering that myself

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cheezfingerslim:

And I want a moment to be real, wanna touch things I don’t feel, wanna hold on and feel I belong. And how can the world want me to change? They’re the ones that stay the same. They can’t see me, but I’m still here.”

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how to get rid of period cramps:

insertgreaturl:

1. heat a towel

2. wrap towel around your belly

3. set towel on fire

4. wait until you’re dead

5. enjoy

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i love 30 rock so much

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i am eating spinach out of a bag. this is my life these are my choices

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thepeoplesrecord:

Columbia student will carry her mattress until her rapist exits school
September 2, 2014

While most students at Columbia University will spend the first day of classes carrying backpacks and books, Emma Sulkowicz will start her semester on Tuesday with a far heavier burden. The senior plans on carrying an extra-long, twin-size mattress across the quad and through each New York City building – to every class, every day – until the man she says raped her moves off campus.

“I was raped in my own bed,” Sulkowicz told me the other day, as she was gearing up to head back to school in this, the year American colleges are finally, supposedly, ready to do something about sexual assault. “I could have taken my pillow, but I want people to see how it weighs down a person to be ignored by the school administration and harassed by police.”

Sulkowicz is one of three women who made complaints to Columbia against the same fellow senior, who was found “not responsible” in all three cases. She also filed a police report, but Sulkowicz was treated abysmally – by the cops, and by a Columbia disciplinary panel so uneducated about the scourge of campus violence that one panelist asked how it was possible to be anally raped without lubrication.

So Sulkowicz joined a federal complaint in April over Columbia’s mishandling of sexual misconduct cases, and she will will hoist that mattress on her shoulders as part savvy activism, part performance art. “The administration can end the piece, by expelling him,” she says, “or he can, by leaving campus.”

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As painful as I know the constant reminder of attending school with her rapist must be, I’m glad she won’t be the only one forced to remember. I hope the rapist drops out immediately…or better yet, I hope he faces the justice he deserves. 

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bisexualpiratequeen:

"Researchers at the University of Western Australia decided to revamp the way they studied Viking remains. Previously, researchers had misidentified skeletons as male simply because they were buried with their swords and shields. (Female remains were identified by their oval brooches, and not much else.) By studying osteological signs of gender within the bones themselves, researchers discovered that approximately half of the remains were actually female warriors, given a proper burial with their weapons.”

Women have always fought. We have always been there, ‘contributing to history’. Our own, modern sexism contributes to the erasure of it.

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"Meanwhile, the presumed stockpile of penis photos taken by Hollywood actors remains curiously untouched"

— A line from an EW article questioning why it’s only women in Hollywood who have their privacy violated x (via pansycakeofwesteros)

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monsterbeard:

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postracialcomments:

This level of conflict of interest is massively unsurprising.

This is horrifying. The worst of Chicago politics migrated south to St. Louis.

Extremely. While we think of Chicago and New York as the most corrupt, we tend to forget our own local politics. This problem is wide spread in every city/county/state. 

There is no way to escape it until we all become aware of this problem. And then when we are aware, we have to organize and attack the problem by its roots. 

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dashingyounghero:

hipsterinatardis:

Don’t leak nudes

Leak pictures of SPIDER-MAN

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ASOIAF Meme: Favourite Scenes [1/6]

↳ “As m’Lady commands.”

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if any of my followers could pray for my ‘step’ greatgrandfather, it’d be really appreciated. I just found out from facebook (of all places) that he has had a heart attack and is in the hospital right now.

He is one of the kindest men on the planet and has always been there for me.  I’m really sad and worried right now and I’d really any thoughts or prayers, whatever you’re most comfortable with. 

I’m halfway across the country and I couldn’t bear to lose him in a moment where I wouldn’t be able to say goodbye. 

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lokisactualbutt:

itsjustakaikai:

lokisactualbutt:

woodmeat:

bxtchpleaase:

r-re:

Wow

The guy in the back looks confused too

homie absorbed all his brother swag in the womb

THEY LOOK THE SAME THEIR FACES ARE THE SAME BUT?????

“Twins of the different race are produced if the parents are of mixed race, and when their sperms and eggs are fused and fertilized gives a mixture of genetic codes for black and white skin. Their skin color is determined up to seven different genes working together. The chance of a mixed race couple of having twins of different colors are a million to one. If the twins are inherited from mixed race parents, one can be white, fair-haired and light skin and the other can be black and have dark hair.”

Thank you science side of tumblr
also do u realise how rare this is omg

lokisactualbutt:

itsjustakaikai:

lokisactualbutt:

woodmeat:

bxtchpleaase:

r-re:

Wow

The guy in the back looks confused too

homie absorbed all his brother swag in the womb

THEY LOOK THE SAME THEIR FACES ARE THE SAME BUT?????

Twins of the different race are produced if the parents are of mixed race, and when their sperms and eggs are fused and fertilized gives a mixture of genetic codes for black and white skin. Their skin color is determined up to seven different genes working together. The chance of a mixed race couple of having twins of different colors are a million to one. If the twins are inherited from mixed race parents, one can be white, fair-haired and light skin and the other can be black and have dark hair.”

Thank you science side of tumblr

also do u realise how rare this is omg

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* Audrey Hepburn interviewed in Brussels by Selim Sasson c. 1959.

(Source: hepburny, via missgolightly29)